Eric’s Blog

Do you ever wake up in the morning and think in your post petulant voice ever,

“I DON’T WANNA!!”

Yeah, that’s like every weekday for me.

I used to joke around and tell the missus to call work and tell them i was suffering from death or anal glaucoma and wasn’t going to make it in today. What’s anal glaucoma you ask? Oh, that’s where you can’t see your ass coming in to work today. Feel free to borrow that one!

The great part about getting up the morning is the shower. There are times when you can be having the worst day ever, but that shower is like a reset button for life. You can jump in there, wake-up, collect your thoughts, cage your brain, think shower thoughts (it’s where I do most of my deep thinking actually), get clean, and ready to take on a new day.

There’s nothing better than feeling the hot water wash away all your stress, anxiety, depression, tension, aches, and pains while the scent of the shampoo and/or soap replaces your body odor/funk with a clean, scuzz-free feeling. Sometimes, when the shower is really good, I’d like to stay in there rather than get out and move on about my day, but it is always a pleasure to reboot the universe with a nice shower.

Just be careful when you get out of the shower and you’re cleaning your ears with a cotton swab. If you stick it too far in, you’ll hit the factory reset button and be stuck in Spanish Buzz mode!